Sonic getting bottom surgery call that Yonic the Hedgehog
Normal responses to my friend lamenting about her engineer buddy's Bad Takes about the liberal arts
microdosing on being your.friend by liking your posts :)
jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
- saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
- saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
“you are doing some cocomelon shit to me” is one of the greatest word combinations in recent memory
i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent
Absolutely Devastated to discover that attempting to Remove The Textures will cause new, much more Textured Textures To Appear
Surely if I remove this new Texture, however, it will be gone forever.
By Talos, this can’t be happening.
imagine logging onto discord and seeing a section for your friends and then another, longer, section of people who hate you and want to bother you







